Richard Michael
DeanoHarmoChristmas Dream Team
December 25th 2006 08:08
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Merry Christmas from all of us at the Sporting Daily (just me)! I hope your day was filled with fun, family and familiar-tasting alcohol. Just in time for the silly season, the Sporting Daily (just me again) has decided to compile a Christmas Day Dream Team. Here goes...
S.Claus - The big fella would without doubt be a rugby prop. He has the perfect build for it, plus he has the beard just to make his opposite number get a very itchy face. With a little bit of work in the gym, Santa could be in the Wallabies front row in time for the World Cup. The cool Northern Hemisphere climate will suit him. Although its not quite the North Pole, it's closer than Sydney. The Wallabies pack is in need of some grunt, and Claus could be just the one to deliver it. In fact, he can deliver on just about anything. Although realistically, it would be hard even for Santa to arrange for the Wallabies to bring the World Cup back in 2007.
R.Reindeer - Despite our success at the Commonwealth Games (on that topic, has anyone seen my medal? I never received it in the post. I just assumed that everyone in Australia could win a Commonwealth Games medal), it is no secret that Australian track and field is not in good shape. Then who better to go one up on Jai Taurima and bring back a long-jump gold from Beijing in 2008 than he of the Red Nose? I'm fairly sure he could fly...ahem...jump much further than most of the human-types jumping into sandpits these days. Sign him up.
J.Christ - Tall and muscular, Jesus seems to be the right body type for an AFL full forward. With his long hair and rough good looks, Jesus could be a Brendan Fevola-type player, only without the binge drinking and abuse of Irish barmen. As the supposed Saviour of everyone, he would be in hot demand. My pick is that Roman Abramovich will somehow manage to land him on a free transfer to Chelsea.
Tiger Woods - Nothing to do with Christmas. He's just really good.
S.Claus - The big fella would without doubt be a rugby prop. He has the perfect build for it, plus he has the beard just to make his opposite number get a very itchy face. With a little bit of work in the gym, Santa could be in the Wallabies front row in time for the World Cup. The cool Northern Hemisphere climate will suit him. Although its not quite the North Pole, it's closer than Sydney. The Wallabies pack is in need of some grunt, and Claus could be just the one to deliver it. In fact, he can deliver on just about anything. Although realistically, it would be hard even for Santa to arrange for the Wallabies to bring the World Cup back in 2007.
R.Reindeer - Despite our success at the Commonwealth Games (on that topic, has anyone seen my medal? I never received it in the post. I just assumed that everyone in Australia could win a Commonwealth Games medal), it is no secret that Australian track and field is not in good shape. Then who better to go one up on Jai Taurima and bring back a long-jump gold from Beijing in 2008 than he of the Red Nose? I'm fairly sure he could fly...ahem...jump much further than most of the human-types jumping into sandpits these days. Sign him up.
J.Christ - Tall and muscular, Jesus seems to be the right body type for an AFL full forward. With his long hair and rough good looks, Jesus could be a Brendan Fevola-type player, only without the binge drinking and abuse of Irish barmen. As the supposed Saviour of everyone, he would be in hot demand. My pick is that Roman Abramovich will somehow manage to land him on a free transfer to Chelsea.
Tiger Woods - Nothing to do with Christmas. He's just really good.
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