Richard Michael
DeanoHarmoRomario - Better than sex?
December 16th 2006 00:24
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Finally the great man delivered. Sure, his delivery was slower than Pizza Hut on a Saturday night. Nonetheless, Romario finally scored a goal in the A-League, albeit in his last game for Adelaide United. What's more, he actually set up a goal for Greg Owens, proving that these days he can do more than hang around the penalty box and hope the ball falls to him.
The next step for Romario is obvious. He still has 13 goals to go to reach the magical tally of 1000 career goals. So, naturally, the Botswana government will blow half its budget on paying for Romario's wages when he signs for a team in the Botswana second division. A season there should at least get him to 990.
Speaking of career tallies, Monty Panesar doubled his Test runs tally yesterday. His superb innings included a glorious drive off Stuart Clark. Monty has in fact bought disgrace to the community of no.11's. As Glenn McGrath would attest, as no.11 your job is to have a great technique but be completely unaware of how to use it.
Another man who doubled his tally yesterday was Andrew Symonds, who doubled his Test wicket tally by removing Andrew Flintoff and Gerraint Jones. Who needs Shane Watson when Symonds can actually take wickets and score runs. A bit harsh maybe. But everyone would agree that it is much better for a dredlocked macho man who sleeps with his beer soaked baggy green, such as Symonds, to play for Australia than the blonde tipped metrosexual that is Shane Watson.
If this post had any less direction, it would be an opening ball from Steve Harmison. No wait, I can't say that any more because finally he's found form. Fine, it would be the Adelaide United board who signed Romario. Damn, I can't use that one either now that he's scored. Ok, I've got it. If this post had any less direction, it would be an NRL player stumbling home after getting in a drunken brawl with five men, three women and a midget. No? It was worth a try.
Disclaimer: All stats in this post were quite blatantly made up. Except the Romario one.
Further Disclaimer: This post is crap, don't read it.
The next step for Romario is obvious. He still has 13 goals to go to reach the magical tally of 1000 career goals. So, naturally, the Botswana government will blow half its budget on paying for Romario's wages when he signs for a team in the Botswana second division. A season there should at least get him to 990.
Speaking of career tallies, Monty Panesar doubled his Test runs tally yesterday. His superb innings included a glorious drive off Stuart Clark. Monty has in fact bought disgrace to the community of no.11's. As Glenn McGrath would attest, as no.11 your job is to have a great technique but be completely unaware of how to use it.
Another man who doubled his tally yesterday was Andrew Symonds, who doubled his Test wicket tally by removing Andrew Flintoff and Gerraint Jones. Who needs Shane Watson when Symonds can actually take wickets and score runs. A bit harsh maybe. But everyone would agree that it is much better for a dredlocked macho man who sleeps with his beer soaked baggy green, such as Symonds, to play for Australia than the blonde tipped metrosexual that is Shane Watson.
If this post had any less direction, it would be an opening ball from Steve Harmison. No wait, I can't say that any more because finally he's found form. Fine, it would be the Adelaide United board who signed Romario. Damn, I can't use that one either now that he's scored. Ok, I've got it. If this post had any less direction, it would be an NRL player stumbling home after getting in a drunken brawl with five men, three women and a midget. No? It was worth a try.
Disclaimer: All stats in this post were quite blatantly made up. Except the Romario one.
Further Disclaimer: This post is crap, don't read it.
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